Introducing the new Apple iPad!

I have temporarily given up on writing Curse/Or and have instead chosen to work on Pellatarrum until such point as my brain decides to behav...

We can discuss in greater detail where I've been lately and why I suck so hard. Right now, there are more important things to talk about...

Really. Yesterday was mostly spent deep in the bowels of bureaucracy (bureaucracy needs a colonoscopy, btw) as I dealt with the Social Secur...

I have found a clip of Craig Ferguson reading my email on his show. Yes, I know this "accomplishment" is of dubious merit at best....

Just when I was worried that I wouldn't find anything wacky enough to post today (I'm still waiting for a clip of last night's ...

And now, in an inversion of chronology, I go from talking about New Year's Resolutions to Christmas Presents. I received a decent pile o...