Normally, I'd just compose a vulgar sestina to mock you, but since Jericho has been renewed I'm feeling generous. Thus, I will show you doubting Thomases and Thomasinas photographic evidence of my credulity.
This is an uncut printer's sheet of the Serenity Money Pack. It's freaking HUGE.
EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!! You can see the color-correction bars and the "money band".
I also have some other nice things as well, including some stuff I'm not allowed to talk about. But I can show you the following stuff.
Important: These are prototypes, not production design. I do not know when, or even if, these will become commercially available.
I now own stock in Tyrell Corp! (From Blade Runner)
Blade Runner money! (Note the date on the front:2017. Proof these aren't copies of real money from somewhere! They're authentically fake, folks!) Again, these are not slated for release.
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And finally, this little beauty. It's made out of some kind of pressed tin or aluminum. If you think it looks familiar, you're right: Book, Jayne and Simon were using them as gambling tokens in Shindig. My source tells me this is a prayer card/ good luck amulet depicting Quan Yin, the Chinese Bodhisattva of Compassion. Once more, for the hat trick: as of yet there are no plans to produce this commercially.
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There, now you have proof. Go forth in geekery, and sin no more.
(and no, you can't buy them off me. They're myyy precioussssssssssssssss.........)
I don't have the slightest idea what any of this is, but I'll never question your credibility again.
ReplyDeleteThey're sci-fi, they're pretty, and nobody else has them except me and the guy who made them.
ReplyDeleteThis gives me approximately one metric FUCKTON of geek credibility.
I would never question your geekiness.
ReplyDeleteAnd I praise you for using "fuckton" (if I had another kid, I'd name him that).
It's not too late to use as a Confirmation name....
ReplyDeleteI'd just change the kid's name right now, regardless of age. If he gets snippy, say 'it's a retcon, now shut up.'
ReplyDeleteword verification: wnsieks
Sounds like the last name of a kid I went to school with. He was a weird kid.
Shiny.
ReplyDeleteSo Very Shiny.
Now, you know that you have to maintain quality of posts or someone will be forced to kill you for all that swag.
Holy Flying Bathtubs! Erin honey, I thought I knew you. Now I gotta figure out where you got your hands on the swag.... I know I haven't been keeping up, but... wow.
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