In perhaps the most shocking display of conspicuous consumption I have yet seen, Tom Dickson blends an iPhone.
With a blender.
I am aghast, and yet, the artist inside me approves, for I too have had a similar dream: a dream where I pursue a career in politics, or perhaps law, for the express purpose of appearing before a Senate subcommittee headed by Ted Kennedy. And whenever the Elder Senator from Massachusetts asks me a question, I will proudly state in a loud, clear voice -- a voice that will resound throughout the chamber, and across C-Span, and mayhap even the entire world ---
Sure, I'll be flushing my political career away just to deflate that pompous windbag, but Sweet Buttery Eris, it will be worth it.
I'm a huge fan of the glowstick smoothie, myself. It's a shame they had to take down the video of the attempt to return the Sony HandyCam.
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