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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

WNW: I love to take a bath in a casket

... because, really, who doesn't?



(lyrics)

I love to take a bath in a casket
A casket, a casket is the thing
I love to take a bath in a casket
In a casket you will never leave a ring!

By candlelight I soak and sniff carnations
In my casket that is squeaky and old
I love to take a bath in a casket
In my casket I can never catch a cold!

Some vampires like it in a bathtub
Others have tried a sink
But when I am sloshing
I'm wishing to be washing
In something that is soft and lined with pink!

I love to take a bath in a casket
A casket, a casket I crave
I love to take a bath in a casket
Although I take my showers in a grave!

You're the only Blacula for me, Young Morgan Freeman.
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5 comments:

  1. Harley-RebelJuly 25, 2007 at 3:14 PM

    I hate ring-around-the-casket

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  2. LeechJuly 25, 2007 at 11:26 PM

    I prefer cauldrons, myself.

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  3. UnknownJuly 26, 2007 at 1:15 AM

    Good heavens that was Morgan Freeman wasn't it?

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  4. Erin PaletteJuly 26, 2007 at 12:27 PM

    Did I not just say it was him at the end?

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  5. UnknownJuly 27, 2007 at 12:11 AM

    I'm not questioning you, Erin, but Morgan Freeman's been an old man for so long that the mind has trouble wrapping around the words "young", "Morgan" and "Freeman" in correspondence with each other..

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