That's one... two... three for the hoof trick

Happy birthday to three of my friends who, for my convenience, happen to all fall upon the same day:

• Crazy Swede, close friend and Pellatarrum co-author Demonic Bunny is 31;

• Internet Stalker  Friend of the blog Michael Brendan is [undisclosed age];

• and the Beautiful, Talented and Catsuited Jennifer just turned 21. Err, 24. Well, she just turned something, and it's certainly not anything that starts with a three.

So yes! Happy birthday to you all!  And whatever you do, don't think about the fact that nine months and [your age] prior to this, your parents had sweaty unprotected sex.