Things I can't believe I said out loud #4852

aka Reason #4852 why Erin shouldn't be allowed in public:

[Name redacted to protect the innocent]:
In game publishing, game products are a mix of background material (fluff) and rules (crunch).
I am very very good at crunch.
I'm always looking for people to write fluff, because fluff doesn't interest me as a writer.

Me:
ZOMG
I FLUFF SO WELL I SHOULD BE IN PORN

I really shouldn't be allowed to talk to other humans without a chaperone present.