The LGBTQ Sandwich

When I plugged yesterday's post on Google+ and Facebook, I introduced it with "I swear, I'm about ready to call us all 'sandwiches' because obviously we're some kind of BLT with Queso and Guacamole."

While that comment was made it jest, it sounded damn tasty. And many other people thought so as well. Therefore, I am Proud to present to you this recipe.

The LGBTQ Sandwich
(aka "the Queer")
(also aka "The Stonewall" if you want to sound classy)

Ingredients

• toasted bread
• Lettuce 
• Guacamole
• Bacon (1/4 pound minimum)
• Tomato
• 2.5 ounces Queso dip, spiced to your taste (go here for recipe suggestions)
• mayo, mustard, or other condiments to your taste

Directions

1. Cook bacon until crispy, then drain on paper towels.
2. Toast the bread.
3. Spread condiments on bread as desired. 
4. Add lettuce. 
5. Add 2 slices of tomato on top of lettuce.
6. Arrange 3 slices of bacon evenly on top of tomato. 
7. Spread guacamole over bacon. 
8. Add more bacon so that the guacamole is layered between bacon slices. 
9. Add top piece of bread. 
10. Heat queso dip until it is nearly molten and serve in a ramekin. 

Dip the sandwich into the queso, fondue-style.

Enjoy the delicious flavor of gender and sexual diversity!