My name is Vixen. When I'm not an international supermodel, I'm an Unlimited Superheroine. And whether it's spent posing on the catwalk or dropping a statue on Solomon Grundy, after a hard day's work I like to relax with the Captain.
No, not Captain Marvel. Captain Morgan's spiced rum!
It has a smooth, silky taste, and its golden color means my boyfriend, the Green Lantern, can't take it with his power ring.
So come on and get a little Captain in you!
hahahahhaha vixen <3
ReplyDeleteI literally can't come up with anything more intelligent than that.