Short version: I am insecure and need your attention/validation/ worship. If you are able to do so, please become a follower of my blog.
Once I have a following list that isn't embarrassingly tiny, I shall post it here, both to advertise your blog and as a way to say thanks.
I believe in the metaphorical reach-around, so if you link to me/ follow me, I'll do the same for you.
Come, orbit me and frolic in my gravity well.