Wednesday, February 12, 2020


You're probably sick of me saying this but I'm currently at the 38th Life, The Universe and Everything symposium and I won't be home until Monday. This means that I will likely be too busy to write much of anything, so don't worry if you don't hear from me for the rest of week, I'm just busy.

If you're in the area please look me up!

Monday, February 10, 2020

Assorted Calibers Podcast Ep 088: The Liar's Ball

In This Episode:
  • Erin and Weer’d talk about a hilariously inaccurate tweet by David Hogg and what happened next, then give an update on the Operation Blazing Sword "Spread the Love" Fundraiser;
  • Oddball recommend knives for young children;
  • Weer'd brings us part two of his fisk of Dick's Sporting Goods' CEO starring some special guests;
  • and one of those guests is Michael Bloomberg, whose Super Bowl ad deserves a topic all its own.

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Show Notes

First Topic:

Oddball's Corner Pocket:

Weer’d Audio Fisk:

Second Topic:

Sunday, February 9, 2020

State of the Sword 2020

It is my honor and privilege to apprise you all of the current status of Operation Blazing Sword - Pink Pistols and what we have accomplished in the past year. I am pleased to inform you that 2019 was our best year yet.

We taught at least 50 students in the basics of safe firearm handling and operation, which is twice as many as were taught in 2018. I say "at least" because as a matter of policy we do not require those we help to out themselves as gun owners or having received training, as there are many within the queer community who wish to stay "within the gun closet" and we respect their wishes. Of those taught, several were confirmed to have bought firearms after instruction; in addition, an unknown number of students already owned guns and wanted training in their use.

We experienced a 19% reduction in the number of our volunteer instructors due to our transition from a public Google map to a privately owned database over the summer as duplicate entries and instructors with no contact information were removed. While this is looks like a setback from a raw numbers perspective, private control over data is an important factor in today's increasingly un-private world. Furthermore, new instructors join our database weekly, and so I have every confidence we will soon meet and then exceed our pre-transition numbers.

In 2018 we incorporated Pink Pistols into the Operation Blazing Sword corporate structure after a year-long merger, and the following year saw a lot of integration between the two branches. While we have had our share of growing pains as does every merger, those have since been worked out and I am proud that both divisions are running smoothly and integrating with each other.

We also expanded our Board of Directors from 3 members to 5 following the departure of founding Board member Nikki Stallard. Joining me alongside Gwen Patton are Matthew House, an IT specialist who oversaw our database transition; Dexter Guptill, leader of the Northern Virginia Pink Pistols chapter and one of the original Pink Pistols; and of course Top Shot Chris Cheng who needs no introduction. This Board is composed of skilled and experienced pro-queer firearm activists, and I am excited by what we can accomplish.

Finally, we raised over $8,000 in 2019, primarily through fundraisers and private donations. Even though this is more than what we raised in 2018 and double what we raised in 2017, I acknowledge that for a national charity this is a small amount. However, what makes this number noteworthy is that it was all done without the backing of big corporations or a New York billionaire. Instead, it was done by ordinary people like you and me, proving that Operation Blazing Sword is truly a grassroots effort that appeals to regular Americans regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, or political affiliation. For a pro-gun, queer-friendly niche charity, this level of achievement is astounding.

Even though 2019 was our best year yet, I look forward to shattering all of our records in 2020. We will spread the word, through personal appearances and Pride booths and by funding classes, that the Second Amendment is for all Americans. By teaching people the basics of responsible firearms ownership and operation, we decrease the chances that they will be victims of crime and violence and increase their chances of emerging from a life-threatening situation victorious.

Through this instruction, we see each other through new eyes and tear down old boundaries. Gun owners gain an understanding of what it is to be queer, and queer people discover that gun owners do not hate them. Once you see someone as a human being, it is difficult to relegate them to the category of "the other".

As J.R.R Tolkien said, “I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”  Likewise, I do not love Operation Blazing Sword for its accomplishments; rather, I love those people whom it has taught protection. In 2020, let us come together as one people and declare that the lives of gay people and straight people, of transgender people and cisgender people, of those on the right and those on left all have value and are all worth defending, because they are human beings and we love them. 

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Not Just Wrong, But Fractally Wrong

No doubt many of you have seen my article which appeared in The Federalist. The original title was more punchy, and the editors eliminated a lot of my introduction and bona fides. In both cases I can understand why, but I love my words and hate to see them altered. Therefore, I present my original draft for those who are interested in seeing what was changed.

Not Just Wrong, But Fractally Wrong
By Erin Palette with research done by W. E. Beard

My name is Erin Palette, and I am the Founder and President of Operation Blazing Sword, a national charity founded in the wake of the Pulse Terror Attack to teach the basics of firearm operation to queer people who want to learn how to use a gun for self-defense but do not feel safe going to a gun store or shooting range for training. We have over 1300 volunteers across the country, in every state and in every major metropolitan area, as well as in Canada and Europe.

I am also the National Coordinator for the Pink Pistols, a nationwide shooting group that was founded in 2000 under the principle “Armed queers don’t get bashed.” There are currently over 50 Pink Pistols chapters across the country and in Canada.

Both organizations teach anyone, but especially queer people, how to shoot and then we tell others that we have done so. This makes me the leader of the largest pro-gun queer group — or, if you prefer, the largest pro-queer gun group — in the country if not the world.

With these qualifications, I was asked to give my opinion on David Hogg’s tweet of January 26, where he said the following:
While I was asked for rebuttal, I instead offer refutation. Unlike Mr. Hogg, I shall cite sources for my statements. Not only will this prove his statement is wrong, but also completely careless in its inaccuracy, and therefore callous to the injustice done to those people whom he is claiming to champion.

To begin, Mr. Hogg speaks of “centuries of gun violence prevention”. I have no idea how he arrived at this number, and I doubt anyone else does, either. If there is a history book that tells the story of how non-white queer women and transwomen started a gun control movement in 1820 then I would very much like to read it.

I specify the year 1820 because Mr. Hogg’s use of the plural for century indicates a minimum of two hundred years, and the United States will be only 244 years old this July 4th. In the 44 year period between 1776 and 1820 our country was nearly always at war, including but not limited to the Revolutionary War, the Franco-American Naval War, the Barbary Wars, the War of 1812, and the Creek War, and during that time our nation still relied upon militias composed of volunteers with privately-owned rifles and pistols. [1] Restricting arms only to those citizens who belonged to a standing army would not only have severely hampered a fledgling America’s struggle for existence both on home soil and abroad, but gun control as we know it today would have been an alien concept to American colonists and early citizens.

At that time, the British East India Company — which was a private company answerable to stockholders and not an organ of the British government — had the largest armed force in the world, consisting of multiple armies with cavalry and artillery assets, as well as fleets of heavily-armed merchantmen supplemented with warships. [2] Furthermore, the Constitution of the United States has written into it a framework for Congress to write letters of marque and reprisal, which granted private citizens the ability to hunt ships of hostile nations for the good of the country. These private citizens did this with privately held warships armed with naval-scale cannons. [3]

Given just these two examples, it is clear that the highest levels of military hardware were available to private owners, and that small arms — including those suitable for military use — were therefore ubiquitous. So ubiquitous were they that states and municipalities would fine able bodied men for not having weapons or participating in militia musters. There were even laws where you would be fined for traveling or attending church unarmed. [4]

However, while the colonists and early citizens of the United States were well-armed and saw virtually no restrictions on what arms they could own or when they could carry or use them in a peaceful manner, this was not true for all inhabitants of the land. Many people of color were brought to this country as slaves, and as property, they had no rights. Furthermore, free persons of color and Native Americans were often prevented by law from owning firearms. [5] Such gun control as Mr. Hogg champions would have hurt those fighting against slavery. Abolitionists were highly unpopular and threatened with violence or worse; the Reverend Elijah Parish Lovejoy, publisher of the abolitionist newspaper The Saint Louis Observer, was murdered by a pro-slavery mob who shot him before destroying his new printing press. [6] Members of the Underground Railroad needed to protect themselves from law enforcement and bounty hunters enforcing fugitive slave laws, and so were often armed. The most famous example of these is Harriet Tubman, who carried a pistol for self defense while escorting runaway slaves to freedom. [7]

While the 14th Amendment eliminated some of this discrimination, many additional laws were passed to keep people of color, the poor, and other “undesirables” from owning or carrying arms as part of the many Jim Crow laws of the time. Some of these statutes have survived to the present day, such as the North Carolina Pistol Purchase Permit which requires that an applicant be of “good moral character” despite the fact that, and I quote, “The term ‘good moral character’ is not defined in our statutes nor is there a case specifically on point as to what constitutes good moral character for purposes of a pistol purchase permit.” [8] Needless to say, being a person of color was ample reason to deny a permit under these circumstances. Most famously, in 1950 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr, applied for an Alabama concealed weapon permit after receiving death threats. He was, of course, denied. [9] In the 1960s, California’s Mulford Act banned the open carry of firearms as a direct reaction to members of the Black Panthers patrolling minority neighborhoods while visibly armed. [10]

More recently, 19 states maintained sodomy laws which, until their overturn by the Supreme Court in 2003, could arrest and prosecute people for “unethical sex acts” i.e. consensual sex between queer people, the punishment for which would often be severe enough to make the convicted a person prohibited from owning firearms. [11] Even today there is nothing to stop racist, sexist, or homophobic/transphobic police chiefs from denying people permits because of their race, religion, gender presentation or sexuality in jurisdictions with may-issue gun laws.

In conclusion, not only have I disproved Mr. Hogg’s ridiculous claim, I have proved that all gun control disproportionately affects queer people and people of color.

Or, put another way: Mr. Hogg isn't just wrong, he's fractally wrong: not merely wrong, but wrong on every scale, with pockets of small wrongness concealed within larger wrongness; wrong from any analytical viewpoint, with each piece self-similarly wrong.


[1] Metesh, T. Logan. (2/2/2020) Arms historian, Conversation with Erin Palette.

[2] Bryant, Gerald (1978). "Officers of the East India Company's army in the days of Clive and Hastings". The Journal of Imperial and Commonwealth History,

[3] "The Constitution of the United States", Article 1, Section 8, Clause 11.

[4] Cramer, Clayton E. (2016) “Colonial Firearms Regulation”.

[5] Cramer, Clayton E. (Winter 1995) “The Racist Roots of Gun Control”, 4 Kan. J.L. & Pub. Pol'y 17, 20

[6] “Elijah Parish Lovejoy Was Killed By a Pro-slavery Mob". Library of Congress.

[7] Clinton, Catherine (2004). “Harriet Tubman: The Road to Freedom”. New York: Little, Brown and Company. ISBN 0-316-14492-4.

[8] North Carolina Sheriff’s Association (2016). “Most Common Firearms Law Questions”.

[9] Winkler, Adam (2011). “MLK and His Guns”. The Huffington Post.

[10] Simonson, Jocelyn (August 2015). “Copwatching”. California Law Review.

[11] "Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U.S. 558 (2003)". Justia Law.

Monday, February 3, 2020

Assorted Calibers Podcast Ep 087: From Hate, Spread Love!

In This Episode:
  • Erin and Weer’d talk about the importance of checking your spare tires;  an Operation Blazing Sword fundraiser born from hate that is spreading love;  and an anti-gun doctor who was the "victim" of a suspiciously fake-looking "hate-crime";
  • David brings us part two on his series about magazines, where he explains their history and manufacture;
  • and Weer'd brings us the first part of a fisk (not a fist!) on Dick's Sporting Goods and their bad-for-business embrace of gun control.

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Show Notes

Main Topic
Gun Lovers and Other Strangers:
Weer’d Audio Fiks:

Friday, January 31, 2020

Upcoming Appearances for February

Hi everyone! February is going to be a busy month for me, as I'm going to be out of town two weekends this month, and [nervous laughter] they're back-to-back! What could possibly go wrong, am I right?

Like last year, I will be at the 38th Life, the Universe, and Everything Symposium February 13-15 (I actually leave on the 17th). Once again, I am a panelist on things pertaining to guns and to military culture, but time I'm also going to be a moderator on "How not to freak the mundanes when you nerd out about your interests." I'm sure it'll be a learning experience for all of us.

The weekend after that I'll be in Orlando, where Operation Blazing Sword will have a table at the Libertarian Party of Florida Convention! No, this isn't a political endorsement of the LP; as a 501c3, Operation Blazing Sword cannot endorse a party or a candidate. However, different LP groups in Florida have asked me to speak to their members, and I am happy to do so -- I will speak before any group that wants to hear my message, so if the Democrats or Republicans want me to give a presentation I will happily do so -- and the LP of Orange County likes what OBS stands for and wants my message to be heard by as many people as possible, so they've paid our table fee. 

So if you're in Provo, UT Valentine's Day weekend, or in Orlando, FL the weekend after, please come by and say hello! I will give you a hug and even take a picture with you if that's what you want.

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

My Appearance on Conservative Enclave 1/22/2020

Last week I appeared on a podcast titled Conservative Enclave. To be perfectly candid, if I had been approached by someone I didn't know to appear on the show I would have been hesitant, perhaps expecting to be raw meat for the listeners, as I know that I am neither a darling of the right nor a bastion of conservative thought. However, I was recommended to this program by someone I know and trust, and so I gave it a chance.

I'm very glad that I did. This is quite a long performance for me, and my allergies were kicking my butt that day by giving me cottonmouth and making my voice crackle after a few minutes worth of talking. Still, I think I gave a great interview: I definitely had a great time and would return again.

My apologies to my fans who have by this point probably heard all this multiple times.

Also, I am ashamed to admit that I got my information wrong: the idea for the Pink Pistols first appeared in Salon, not Slate, and according to the story a warning shot was indeed fired. I shall attempt to memorize this so I do not commit future errors.

Monday, January 27, 2020

Assorted Calibers Podcast Ep 086: When Gun Owners Protest, They Leave the Streets Clean

In This Episode:
  • Erin and Weer’d talk about the 2020 VCDL Lobby Day... and the violence that didn't happen;
  • Erin also gives us the amazing news of Top Shot Chris Cheng joining Operation Blazing Sword's Board of Directors;
  • David gives us some information about gun magazines and how to take care of them;
  • and Oddball shares some of his insight by breaking down some knife attacks that were caught on video.

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Show Notes

Main Topic
Gun Lovers and Other Strangers:
Oddball’s Corner Pocket

Thursday, January 23, 2020

My Appearance on "The Peak" Podcast

On Monday I had the pleasure of appearing on The Peak podcast. You might not have heard of it, as it's only 9 episodes in. Here's what it's about:
The Peak is Rainier Arms Podcast show that gives an inside look at what’s going on in the firearms industry and the people that work in it. We also discuss firearms news and what’s hot, tips and tricks to up your shooting game and discussions around the 2nd amendment. With special guests from the firearms industry and community.

If you want to listen, go here to the episode on their page, or you can download it for later listening here. I talk about prepping, Pink Pistols, and Operation Blazing Sword; you know, the usual things.

Monday, January 20, 2020

Assorted Calibers Podcast Ep 085: Our Condolences to Rosario Dawson

In This Episode:
  • Erin and Weer’d talk about the end of Cory Booker's presidential run and Michael Bloomberg's campaign spending;
  • Having previously talked to us about youth gun safety, David now talks about adult gun safety;
  • Weer'd interviews Lara Smith of the Liberal Gun Club to find out how the Second Amendment really is for everyone;
  • and then Weer'd fisks a BBC report on the rising gun crime in the UK.

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Show Notes

Main Topic:
Gun Lovers and Other Strangers:
Lara Smith Interview:
Weer’d Audio Fisk:

Saturday, January 18, 2020

Insalubrious Basterds

More Vampire: the Masquerade nerdery.

As you may have noticed. we fans of role-playing are creative, passionate, and impatient. This means that when a new version of an RPG comes out and doesn't update a thing we like, then we will take it into own hands to make that thing ourselves so that we can have it for our game.

So just like I did with the Tzimisce, here are the Salubri for V5.

A few notes:

  • The clan bane and compulsion were crafted by my GM Adrian Rook, who I think got the ideas from various sources that weren't quite what either of us wanted, so we made a delicious jambalaya out of them to get what we wanted. 
  • The same goes for Valeran; the list of powers and their levels were largely taken from someone else's attempt t make a V5 version but, oddly, they kept all the V20 mechanics which made me think it was just cut and paste from that edition. So honestly, I did more work converting them to V5 than the other person did. 
  • Veterans of previous versions will note that this is a combination of the Healer's Path (Obeah) and the Warrior's Path (Valeran). I'm okay with this, because V5 already has 2-3 powers per level in all the other Disciplines and the writers apparently want to condense and consolidate the amount of old KNDs into a more manageable number. 
  • Also, in my opinion, Valeran sounds better than Obeah. I don't think Valeran is itself a word; it's probably a derivation of vale, the Latin word for "farewell", because the power is about "saying goodbye to evil". Another possibility is that it is rooted in the Latin valeō, which means "I am strong / I am healthy / I have worth" and also means in New Latin "I leave, I go away" which brings us right back to farewell but in a more badass way. Please compare that to the word Obeah, which is "a system of spiritual and healing practices developed among enslaved West Africans in the West Indies" -- so basically, a religion. Yeah, let's not go and compare someone's religion with a supernatural power of a dead thing, thanks. 
  • Also, fun fact: salubrious is a Latin word which means "wholesome, healthful, promoting health or well-being" which means that they already have the healing thing covered in their name and don't need a Discipline with another name for it as well. 
So, yeah. That's stuff you know now. 

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Generation is Dumb. Blood Potency is Better.

Nerdpseak Warning: The following blog post will likely be incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't play tabletop RPGs. 

Ever since the first edition of Vampire: the Masquerade I’ve thought that “Generation as indication of power” was a terrible idea. For those who don't know what this means, in VtM the first vampire was Caine (yes, that Caine; vampirism was his punishment) and therefore was the First Generation. Any vampires he made were the Second Generation, and so on. With the game, player characters started off at a default 13th generation, and for the reasons listed below I thought it was a dumb idea. However, with the mechanic tied so closely to the game setting, I didn't know how to fix that problem... until fifth edition came along. V5 gives us Blood Potency (stolen from the Requiem game line and one of the few things form that setting of which I approve), which handily solves my problem by giving us the tools necessary to replace generation.

First my rant about the setting, then the game mechanics.

Why Generation is Dumb: an Essay
Humanity is old. No, older than you think. OLD. The oldest known civilization is the Mesopotamian Empire, which was founded circa 4500 BC, or 6500 years ago.

This out-of-game information gives us an in-the-game date by which the First City, Enoch, must have been founded, and therefore a rough idea of when Caine embraced his first childe, also named Enoch, as presumably the city was named after him.

Let us assume, purely for sake of argument and to make the math easier, that all of Caine’s childer waited 100 years before they created childer of their own and begat the Third Generation, and all their childer waited a century, and so forth. This gives us the following timeline:
  • Second Generation created: 4500 BC
  • Third Generation created: 4400 BC
  • Fourth Generation created: 4300 BC
  • Fifth Generation created: 4200 BC
  • Sixth Generation created: 4100 BC
  • Seventh Generation created: 4000 BC
  • Eighth Generation created: 3900 BC
  • Ninth Generation created: 3800 BC
  • Tenth Generation created: 3700 BC
  • Eleventh Generation created: 3600 BC
  • Twelfth Generation created: 3500 BC
  • Thirteenth Generation created: 3400 BC
  • Fourteenth Generation created: 3300 BC
In just 1,200 years we have reached thin-bloods, and this is assuming very generous restraint on the part of sires... and yet we are to believe that thin-bloods are a recent occurrence, only happening now in the modern nights? Balderdash and bullshit. The lore and the rules aren’t in harmony.

There are ways to correct this, but each involves decoupling some parts of the lore from the rules.
  1. Generation no longer matters (except as a point of prideful lineage to Ventrue and other snooty types), only Blood Potency. Except for your clanmates, no one cares that you’re Caine’s 66th grande-childer. This is the system I outline below.
  2. “This has happened before, and this will happen again.” Gehenna is cyclical, with the Antediluvians rising periodically to feast upon their lineage before siring fresh childer and returning to torpor. This could easily happen every 1000 years or so, which nicely explains the death and doomsday cults which pop up every millennium or so. This is handy if you want to use the 1e-VRev notion of thin-bloods being a portent of Gehenna and you want to run a Final Nights campaign.
  3. Want to go really dark with that last option? Assume that Elders and Methuselae know this, and are encouraging the creation of thin-bloods to form a herd for the Antediluvians. “Our clan founders periodically rise and feast upon kindred blood? Well, then, it’s a good thing we have cities full of weak kindred for them to eat. Have all our high generations, grandparents, and go back to sleep.”

Replacing Generation with Blood Potency
In V5, and contrary to previous editions, Generation is no longer a background to be bought; rather, it is more or less a bit of roleplaying fluff. What is important is Blood Potency, which is not purchasable during character generation, but is rather determined by how long your character has been undead. As a rule of thumb, BP increases by 1 for every 100 years of activity (time spent in Torpor doesn’t count), although there are shortcuts such as by spending XP (if permitted by the GM) and of course the every-dangerous but time-honored method of diablerie, aka drinking dry the body of a vampire older than you and consuming its soul in the process.

All of this leads me to wonder, Why even bother with Generation in the first place? I've listed my in-game objections to it above, and there's no longer a mechanical reason for it, so just jettison it altogether. Thin-bloods aren't the result of high generation, but rather what happens when a vampire with low BP tries to sure.

# of years    
Min BP
Max BP
All of Them
No Limit  
 * Blood Potency cannot increase without Diablerie.

Absent the A Taste For Blood power, there is no way to discreetly test for Blood Potency, so a vampire who went into torpor 250 years ago as a Neonate will be treated like an Elder in kindred society… at least until it is shown that his blood lacks the strength to maintain that position. Some wags call this “The Big Effect”, after the Tom Hanks movie.

A Neonate who spends no XP on blood potency will, after 100 years of activity, have his BP increased from 1 to 2; a Neonate who spends XP to increase BP will find it capped at 4 until he puts in a century's worth of existence, at which point that cap rises to 6. Of course, diablerie changes all this.

Blood Potency and Diablerie
Given that V5’s rules on diablerie focus exclusively on Blood Potency rather than generation, there is no need to alter any existing rules and the mention of “If the victim was of lower generation, the diablerist lowers their generation by one” can be ignored. However, if the Storyteller feels that this is insufficient reward in the case of a hard-fought diablerizations against a potent victim, then the diablerist’s Blood Potency may further increase by one dot.

Blood Potency and Dominate
Make the following edits: “A vampire of lower higher (stronger) generation Blood Potency can resist Dominate attempts from higher generation lower Blood Potency vampires by spending a Willpower point, negating the effect completely.”

Blood Potency and the Embrace
There are three ways you can handle this, depending on how you want your game to run.
  1. Age is All That Matters: Regardless of the sire’s Blood Potency, the childe always starts at 1, and only age (or diablerie) can change that. This avoids problems such as “If Caine Embraced a childe today, they’d be a Second Generation neonate” and requires either patience or aggressive ambition to rise in power.
  2. Inherited from the sire: A childe’s Blood Potency is that of her sire -1. This gives the GM freedom to create characters for the story who are quite powerful in terms of vampiric strength but without the commensurate skills or disciplines -- in other words, an above-average opponent who won’t wipe your entire party.
  3. Happy Medium: A childe's Blood Potency is 1/2 that of his sire. This gives a bit of both worlds without breaking things in either direction.

Regardless of which of the above options you choose, Thin-Bloods are what occur when Blood Potency 1 vampires attempt the Embrace. Unlike in previous versions of Vampire, there is no existential crisis inherent with the existence of thin-bloods across the millennia. There is already a long and vicious tradition of older vampires manipulating younger ones for their own benefit and without concern for the neonates’ survival; the thin-blooded, being weak and easily intimidated by even neonates, are frequently used as disposable pawns by kindred society, and so they rarely last more than a few years of unlife.

I am aware that doing away with generation will upset many traditionalists. However, V5 has already slaughtered several sacred cows by dispensing with such concepts as Virtues, Blood Pool, and the Appearance stat. Each of those was removed in order to make the game more playable, and each was a far larger change than removing generation. My proposed system better integrates the mechanics of the game with its history.

But do as you like. I’m not the Prince of you.

Monday, January 13, 2020

Assorted Calibers Podcast Ep 084: We Can't Think of a Title

In This Episode:
  • Erin and Weer'd talk about the end of the holiday season, and then give some recognition to the deceased heroes from the White Settlement church shooting;
  • David discusses gunsmithing and how to become an armorer;
  • Weer'd talks with Chris Cheng about the Second Amendment Rally in DC and then his appearance in a New York Times Gun Violence Round Table;
  • and Weer'd brings an audio fisk on a BBC segment about knife violence in the UK.

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Show Notes

Gun Lovers and Other Strangers:

Chris Cheng Interview:

Weer’d Audio Fisk

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

The Vicissitudes of V5

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OK, time for some nerdiness again.

I was asked to join an online game of Vampire: the Masquerade recently. Here's the short version of events:
  1. Someone who knows my work at OBS contacted me on Facebook looking for information. 
  2. During the process of informing him, I found out he lives in Orlando. 
  3. I asked him if had been at Orlando Pride. 
  4. He said no, and regretted not being there, because if he had been he'd have brought a Dungeons & Dragons book for me to sign. 
  5. Puzzled, I asked him "Why D&D"? 
  6. He said "Because I read your blog and I know you're into roleplaying games."
  7. Then he mentioned he was currently running a Vampire game over Discord. 
  8. This promptly kicked over my geek box as I have a long and well-documented love for the original game (not that new Requiem crap) and I mentioned to him that back in the day my Werewolf tribal name (long story there) would have been "Owns-All-the-Books."
  9. I then became a geek resource for him as he asked me for details about the game setting as I literally got in on the ground floor with it back in 1991 and stayed with until White Wolf Studios got tired of making money and ended their entire game line in 2004. (They came to their senses in 2011 and began releasing 20 year anniversary editions of the games, which did well, and now Modiphius is publishing the 5th edition, aka V5. 
    • In case you were curious, that numbering goes 1e, 2e, VRev (3), V20 (4) and V5. 
  10. I was lonely and bored on Halloween because it's supposed to be a spooky event and I had nothing spooky going on, so I asked if I could join his game and he gave an emphatic "Yes!"
So I have a lot to say about V5, but at this moment I don't have enough experience with it to give it a proper review. I'll hit the highlights with a more in-depth review later. 
  • The useless "Appearance" attribute is gone and is replaced with Composure, which is basically a stat for self-control and remaining calm under pressure. 
  • The "Perception" attribute has become a skill under a different name (Insight) and replaced with Resolve, which is a mental toughness. Pair it with Composure and that's your Willpower rating. 
  • Blood Pool is gone and replaced with an abstract Hunger mechanic which is nifty but difficult to explain. The short version is that the "leaky gas tank" type vampire is gone and with a few bad rolls you could end up really hungry really quickly. The best way to explain it is to imagine D&D but instead of Hit Points you rolled a Fortitude save each time you were hit to determine if you were knocked out or not. 
  • Willpower is a wound track, meaning that you can take mental damage from social attacks like intimidation, frustration, humiliation, etc. 
  • Speaking of wound tracks, there's no such thing as wound penalties any more. I'm not sure how I feel about this but there hasn't been much combat in this game so far. Hopefully more on this later?
  • In general, the mechanics have been.... re-vamped (hah!)... and overall I like it. 
There is, however, one tragic oversight. You see, while the core rulebook included the obligatory 7 Camarilla clans plus the Caitiff, and other books included independent clans like the Banu Haqim (née Assamites) and the preciously-renamed Ministry (née Followers of Set) and even the "Surprise! We're part of the Camarilla now!" Lasombra (the Sabbat has kinda... gone away. I haven't yet read all the fluff because honestly, there's a lot of it and I'm busy, but I'm cool with this because I thought the Sabbat was rather dumb) and whatever the Clan of Death is calling themselves these night (Hecata, actually, though I'm not clear on why).... 

... wow, that was a long sentence...

... I found myself incensed because one of my favorite clans was not represented. They had the gall to update the Setites but not the Tzimisce, the clan of Dracula? FILTHY PEASANTS! 

[Rage! Frenzy! Excessive scene-chewing!]
And so, in cooperation with Adrian, my GM, I bring you this V5 version of the Fiends. It will of course be eventually eclipsed by canon, but who knows when that will be? Until then, you are of course most welcome to use mine. 

I translated the discipline into V5 as best I could, with Adrian making sure the terminology was correct. He and I collaborated on the clan weakness (now called a Bane) and their corresponding Compulsion. 

Oh right, before I go, a quick explanation:  V5 seems to be trying to do away with what I call KND Syndrome. KND stands for Kewl New Discipline, and anyone who played in previous versions of Vampire knows exactly what I mean by that even if they haven't heard the term before now. And so in an effort to reduce KND, the writers have been trying to consolidate the disparate clan abilities into as few disciplines as possible. For example, the old Assamite discipline of Quietus has been subsumed into equal parts Obfuscate and Blood Sorcery (née Thaumaturgy, and I don't know why they changed that name); the Malkavian discipline of Dementation has been folded into Dominate; etc. 

So when it came time to write up Vicissitude, I folded it into Protean (both powers are about changing shape, after all) and I did it three ways to give flexibility to GMs:
  1. I made it a 3-power system so that it became a variant fork of Protean;
  2. I made it a traditional 5-power system so that people who wanted all of the old powers Vicissitude could get them;
  3. and then I just added some more details, removed the amalgam prerequisites, and turned it into its own discipline. 
Yes, this way means that Gangrel can get access to what was once the province of only the Fiends, but I'm okay with that, because first of all they're both clans of shapechangers and it's thematically appropriate, and second because I'm tired (and I've been tired for a long time) of people who play a clan just to get access to their unique power. This way, only the people who want to play the Tzimisce will choose to play them.

Also, it gives the Fiends access to more nifty powers too, which is always acceptable in my book. 

Monday, January 6, 2020

Assorted Calibers Podcast Ep 083: New Year's Round Table - Jack Wilson is a Hero

In This Episode:
In this ACP Round Table, Weer'd, Erin, Oddball, Steve, and David were planning to review 2019 and talk about the New Year... but then a shooting happened at a church in Texas.

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Saturday, January 4, 2020

My Appearance on "This Week In Guns"

A few days ago I was a guest on Shawn Herrin's This Week in Guns. In case you missed it, here's a YouTube link.

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