Holy Crap, Y'all

In the 12 hours since the donation page went up, Squeaky has received $540 in donations. That's 29% of her goal right there.   You guys must REALLY want to see my face. 

... and in the space it took me to write this, another $100 has been added.  Holy Crap! That's 35%!

The generosity of  my readers continues to astound me. 

All right, enough fucking around

Squeaky's donation total (38% of goal) hasn't moved since last night. So I will take a cue from the Evyl Robot, call you all bitches, and step up.

If you FULLY FUND Squeaky's surgery, I will post a picture of my face on the internet. My blog, Facebook, G+, Twitter, everywhere.

There is only one rule, and it is this:  her surgery is at the end of August, so this offer expires at midnight my time, August 31, 2013. If she is fully funded by then, you'll get to see my ugly mug in all its hideous glory -- no fakes, no masks, no blurs or gaussian fades, no pictures in a dark room with no flash.

Shit, if I can get a hold of Oleg between now and then, I'll let him take a professional picture of me.

So there you go. I have stepped up. This is my A game. Come at me, bro!


UPDATE 1:  Squeaky has set up a donation page at YouCaring.com.  After just 10 hours, $140 has been donated.  This is an excellent start, and if you guys can keep up this pace, she'll be funded in less than two weeks!

UPDATE 2:  Oleg has risen to the challenge and has posted the following on Facebook:

I took a few photos of Erin in early July* but will do more and better for the purpose if this comes through. And Bonnie is worth helping even if you aren't curious about Erin's mugshot.

* Technically it was late June, as I was on my way to the Bidet Shoot, but that's a minor point.


UPDATE 3, for context: New readers may be wondering why showing my face is a big deal. If you are, please go read this post where I detail what it's like having body dysmorphic disorder. 

This man has balls

Huge, cast-iron balls. In fact, his balls are so massive that any ovulating female within 10 feet of him are liable to become pregnant just from his stone-cold bad-assery.

This, my friends, is confidence in your product.