Because really, I haven't shown enough love to sexy, sassy Morgan Freeman lately:
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Showing posts with label Morgan Freeman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Morgan Freeman. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
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Saturday, December 1, 2007
Why Palette Didn't Post Yesterday
Why?
Because Morgan Freeman, THAT'S why!
Like a velvet glove...
... cast in iron.
Because Morgan Freeman, THAT'S why!
Like a velvet glove...
... cast in iron.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
The Return of VIMH
Voices In My Head: Hey, there's some interesting stuff up here.
Me: I beg your pardon?
VIMH: Up here, in your memory. There's a large box labeled "Blogs I wrote in my head just as I was drifting off to sleep and then promptly forgot about." It's quite interesting.
Me: I don't like the thought of you rummaging about up there...
VIMH: Hey, you asked us for help, remember? So we're helping.
Me: By snooping?
VIMH: Precisely. It's not like we can go for stroll to clear our minds, you know? We're stuck in your head, after all. So it's only right that we get to riffle through the interesting fiddly bits you keep up in the attic.
Me: I'm not sure how wise that is, but go for it.
VIMH: Oh dear lord.
Me: ... what?
VIMH: This... this is horrible. Disgusting, even. Morgan Freeman slashfic? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
Me: I'd like to point out in my defense that I was drunk at the time. Besides, he and Edward James Olmos make a very cute couple:
VIMH: (A chorus of disjointed voices) I... I can't deal with this right now. This is sickening. I feel hurt and betrayed. I rather liked it. Shut up, you!
Me: Aw, don't be like that... look, I can write you some nice lesbian fiction if that'd make you feel better.
VIMH: No, we think it'd be better if we just left.
<Exeunt VIMH>
Me: Huh. Apparently the Voices in my Head are a bunch of homophobic men. Who knew?
Me: I beg your pardon?
VIMH: Up here, in your memory. There's a large box labeled "Blogs I wrote in my head just as I was drifting off to sleep and then promptly forgot about." It's quite interesting.
Me: I don't like the thought of you rummaging about up there...
VIMH: Hey, you asked us for help, remember? So we're helping.
Me: By snooping?
VIMH: Precisely. It's not like we can go for stroll to clear our minds, you know? We're stuck in your head, after all. So it's only right that we get to riffle through the interesting fiddly bits you keep up in the attic.
Me: I'm not sure how wise that is, but go for it.
VIMH: Oh dear lord.
Me: ... what?
VIMH: This... this is horrible. Disgusting, even. Morgan Freeman slashfic? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
Me: I'd like to point out in my defense that I was drunk at the time. Besides, he and Edward James Olmos make a very cute couple:
VIMH: (A chorus of disjointed voices) I... I can't deal with this right now. This is sickening. I feel hurt and betrayed. I rather liked it. Shut up, you!
Me: Aw, don't be like that... look, I can write you some nice lesbian fiction if that'd make you feel better.
VIMH: No, we think it'd be better if we just left.
<Exeunt VIMH>
Me: Huh. Apparently the Voices in my Head are a bunch of homophobic men. Who knew?
Saturday, July 28, 2007
10 Morgan Freeman Facts
1. The 1989 movie for which Morgan Freeman received an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor was originally called Driving Miss Daisy Wild With Desire. Many scenes were cut from the final version of the film.
2. He was originally Shepherd Book in 2002's Firefly, but when the awesomeness of Joss Whedon's scripts combined with Freeman's pimpdaddy-ness, all of the women on set become pregnant.
3. Morgan Freeman literally laughed out loud when he attended the premiere of What Women Want. When he left the theater, every woman in the audience followed him.
4. His character in Batman Begins was originally named "Luscious Fox."
5. He can make women swoon by just scratching his ear.
6. Men too, apparently. Read the comments for the above video!
8. You aren't gay if you say you'd have sex with Morgan Freeman. It's just the natural order of things.
9. He can sing about the hard and soft sounds of the letter C and turn it into musical foreplay.
10. Morgan Freeman is Samuel L. Jackson's father.
2. He was originally Shepherd Book in 2002's Firefly, but when the awesomeness of Joss Whedon's scripts combined with Freeman's pimpdaddy-ness, all of the women on set become pregnant.
3. Morgan Freeman literally laughed out loud when he attended the premiere of What Women Want. When he left the theater, every woman in the audience followed him.
4. His character in Batman Begins was originally named "Luscious Fox."
5. He can make women swoon by just scratching his ear.
6. Men too, apparently. Read the comments for the above video!
- One debonaire motherfucker. That man could tell me I had cancer, and I would immediately spring an erection.
- Morgan Freeman is not merely the official Voice of Gravitas (tm), he is the pope of all Generation X.
- I would take a bullet for this guy.
8. You aren't gay if you say you'd have sex with Morgan Freeman. It's just the natural order of things.
9. He can sing about the hard and soft sounds of the letter C and turn it into musical foreplay.
10. Morgan Freeman is Samuel L. Jackson's father.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Morgan Freeman: Pimp Daddy Extraordinaire
Salem MacGourley said...
I'm not questioning you, Erin, but Morgan Freeman's been an old man for so long that the mind has trouble wrapping around the words "young", "Morgan" and "Freeman" in correspondence with each other..
Not only was he young, but young Morgan Freeman was a pimp daddy, yo. Behold this clip from the 70s, where he totally macks on Sylvia. Notice how she instantly melts into his embrace... and a screencap at 3:13 makes her intentions plain to all! Despite (or perhaps because of!) a fire-engine red turtleneck and a HUGE afro, he completely rocks her world:
"Put them all together and then you'll know"? Oh, indeed.....
After that, YMF (Young Morgan Freeman... or would Yummy Mother Fucker be closer to the truth?) asks "Where the white women at?"
Answer: In the palms of your hands, YMF. In the palms of your mahogany, pimp-daddy hands!
Time it for yourself: it takes 32 seconds from his appearance on-screen for Carmelita's hands to go to the waistband of her skirt at his seemingly innocuous request for matches. She instantly complies with his request, despite knowing that he doesn't smoke. And look, at the 0:37 mark... her ass is up against his crotch.
"He never seems to get enough?" Oh, mais oui!
That, my male friends, is charisma. Animal magnetism. Sex appeal. You dig? He is smooth, he is cool, he even manages not to look stupid in those terrible 70s fashions. He is leading these women around on a chain of sex appeal and they are loving him for it.
Easy Reader? Oh yes. But also Easy Lover. He can read Anais Nin to me any day...
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
WNW: I love to take a bath in a casket
... because, really, who doesn't?
You're the only Blacula for me, Young Morgan Freeman.
(lyrics)
I love to take a bath in a casket
A casket, a casket is the thing
I love to take a bath in a casket
In a casket you will never leave a ring!
By candlelight I soak and sniff carnations
In my casket that is squeaky and old
I love to take a bath in a casket
In my casket I can never catch a cold!
Some vampires like it in a bathtub
Others have tried a sink
But when I am sloshing
I'm wishing to be washing
In something that is soft and lined with pink!
I love to take a bath in a casket
A casket, a casket I crave
I love to take a bath in a casket
Although I take my showers in a grave!
You're the only Blacula for me, Young Morgan Freeman.
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