Saturday, June 23, 2007

This Just In!

Breaking news!

Sand has a higher Bothan rating than sharks!
• Doctors:16 deaths in sand holes or tunnels in U.S. 1990-2006
• In same period, 12 fatal shark attacks took place, says University of Florida
• Hole walls usually collapse, leaving almost no evidence of hole or victim location
• Victims mostly boys, 3 to 21 years; average age about 12
Details at 11.

2 comments:

Nathan said...

How many Bothans die to get your information on Bothan deaths? Is that part of the report?

Also, how many Bothans have to die to get you to sign on Yahoo! Messanger?

Salem MacGourley said...

Amazing. I never read the Bothan scale entry before now.

Is that similar to the red shirt scale, much like metric is to the decimal system?