OK, so some of you may have gotten a feel for how Netty -- the sapient anthropomorphication of the Internet -- looks and acts. If not, I give you these handy YouTubes for clarification.
This is how Netty sounds, in terms of vocabulary and cadence, though not specifically in timbre or pitch:
And this is how Netty looks, in terms of body language and androgynous fashion:
I hope this has been both informative and entertaining.