Both of these came in the mail today. I think this is an accurate summary of who I am.
I wonder if I could get venture capital for a store that sold both firearms (& ammo) and My Little Pony. According to the Rules of the Internet, it should make a killing despite being a highly specialized store.
Right now I'm torn between calling it "Glock & Pony" or "Nines and Equines."
Why not "My Little Pistol: Firearms are Magic"
ReplyDeleteNines? You're going to be promoting those pansy NATO calibers? Shame on you, you'll never break out of the MLP ghetto that way.
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ReplyDeleteYou could always sell *REALLY* cheap, no-warranty guns and call it The Dog and Pony Show.
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