Fortunately, today's entry is just fashionably late:
Leafe me allllloooooooone! I vant to be ALONE! I vant to vallow in... vhatever it is that famponies are supposed to vallow in!
... Do famponies vallow in pity...?
OH, listen to me, I don't eefen know vhat I'm supposed to vallow in! I'M SO PATHHHHEEEEEEETIIIIIC!