Well, the results are in for the "Make Hawkman Not Suck" contest, and sadly, my entry did not win.
I am sad.
However, the winner had a truly excellent submission, so congratulations, Jason. He wins an original sketch of the Hawkster as drawn by Benjamin Birdie.
And thankfully for my ego, I took second place. My reward is the first two volumes of Robert Kirkman's The Walking Dead in trade paperback.
That's right: I get two books about zombies, and poor Jason gets... a picture. Of Hawkman. Who, verily, doth sucketh.
Who's the real winner here?