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In honor of everyone's favorite LOLcatgirl assassin, I give you:

Kalashnikitty

Hello Kitty Holsters Pistol Cosies

A Real Hello Kitty Rifle
(Real rifle, not really licensed -- I don't think Sanrio would be cool with that)

The inner workings of another rifle to show it's not Photoshop

The above rifle altered to become "Hell Kitten" to avoid a lawsuit over trademark infringement









And now, just because I'm cruel, a reminder that things can so easily go from bad to worse:

(Yes, this is Photoshopped)

Quoting from Hello Kitty Hell:

This is another one of the ever present dangers of living in Hello Kitty Hell among the fanatics - no matter how bizarre or wrong something is, they can only see “cute” when Hello Kitty is placed on it. I’m just thankful that there are no more movies coming out because she would likely make a costume like that and attend…

The moral of this story?

Cuteness is a tangible force, and it must be respected and feared.