Yeah, it's not Pellatarrum-related. I couldn't find anything that was both amusing and fantasy-related.
Yeah, it's late. I really don't want to talk about yesterday, other than I was stood up for a date. After 45 minutes of waiting -- whereby I received no answers to my calls and texts -- I just gave up and went home. It was actually took me several hours to calm down enough that I could be considered "a raging psychopath." I could have chewed nails and shat out thumbtacks, let me tell you.
So anyway, here's a video on how to blow up cold unfeeling things with no concern for your well-being. H/T to Evyl Robot for the link.