- Crazy Swede, close friend and Pellatarrum co-author Demonic Bunny is 31;
Internet StalkerFriend of the blog Michael Brendan is [undisclosed age];
- and the Beautiful, Talented and Catsuited Jennifer just turned 21. Err, 24. Well, she just turned something, and it's certainly not anything that starts with a three.
So yes! Happy birthday to you all! And whatever you do, don't think about the fact that nine months and [your age] prior to this, your parents had sweaty unprotected sex.