Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger
We loved Richard’s wicked sense of humour. We are always grateful for input from our users, but his comment was particularly poignant. If Facebook had a "love" button, we'd have clicked it. But it doesn't. So we've made Richard a video instead. Unfortunately Bodyform doesn't have a CEO. But if it did she'd be called Caroline Williams. And she'd say this.
Which naturally resulted in this:
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ReplyDeleteWeer'd is gonna love this!
ReplyDeleteLoved that!. I got a box of girlie product and on each one was the words "have a happy period!" I guess "vehicular manslaughter is wrong" wouldn't fit. And what's with all the advertising "now with wings?" You think we won WWII because of these things.
ReplyDeleteI will never complain about being turned into a sports model early on as I feel great. I miss the skydiving though.
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I'm too drunk/not drunk enough to understand this. Brain hurts. Moving on.
ReplyDeleteIt's about bleeding from the vajajay.
ReplyDeleteThat women could like guns was difficult for me to accept, but now I'm told they also FART?!? You strain credibility to its breaking point, Ms. Palette.
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