(lyrics)
I love to take a bath in a casket
A casket, a casket is the thing
I love to take a bath in a casket
In a casket you will never leave a ring!
By candlelight I soak and sniff carnations
In my casket that is squeaky and old
I love to take a bath in a casket
In my casket I can never catch a cold!
Some vampires like it in a bathtub
Others have tried a sink
But when I am sloshing
I'm wishing to be washing
In something that is soft and lined with pink!
I love to take a bath in a casket
A casket, a casket I crave
I love to take a bath in a casket
Although I take my showers in a grave!
You're the only Blacula for me, Young Morgan Freeman.