2. He was originally Shepherd Book in 2002's Firefly, but when the awesomeness of Joss Whedon's scripts combined with Freeman's pimpdaddy-ness, all of the women on set become pregnant.
3. Morgan Freeman literally laughed out loud when he attended the premiere of What Women Want. When he left the theater, every woman in the audience followed him.
4. His character in Batman Begins was originally named "Luscious Fox."
5. He can make women swoon by just scratching his ear.
6. Men too, apparently. Read the comments for the above video!
- One debonaire motherfucker. That man could tell me I had cancer, and I would immediately spring an erection.
- Morgan Freeman is not merely the official Voice of Gravitas (tm), he is the pope of all Generation X.
- I would take a bullet for this guy.
8. You aren't gay if you say you'd have sex with Morgan Freeman. It's just the natural order of things.
9. He can sing about the hard and soft sounds of the letter C and turn it into musical foreplay.
10. Morgan Freeman is Samuel L. Jackson's father.
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Huh.
ReplyDeleteWas Freeman a factor in Firefly's tragic cancellation?
Freeman gave me a hard C if you know what I'm sayin'.
ReplyDeleteWe should start a Morgan Freeman meme, much in the vein of Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris's "facts."
ReplyDelete"When Morgan Freeman's people were being oppressed, instead of demanding the pharoah let them go, he dropkicked him off of a pyramid."
Also, for the record, hamsqmy is the worst verification I've ever had to type.
"Should start"? I've already started it, boychick. Whether or not you pick it up is up to you.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I would ask that we keep it in the vein of Morgan Freeman being sexy/suave/chick magnet/etc, rather than the already played-out badass mo'fo meme.