I will now placate you with not one, but two funny Star Wars YouTubes.
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)
My friend Amanda had never seen a whole Star Wars film. When I asked her if she wanted to watch the original trilogy she said that she would, but that she already knew what happens. So I took out my voice recorder and asked her to start from the top.
I then created some very basic animation in Final Cut to go along with her narration.
"Star Wars" a capella tribute to John Williams
The comedic stylings of Moosebutter, featuring possibly recognizable tunes (Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Indiana Jones, Superman, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Jaws, Jurassic Park)