Thursday, October 25, 2012

So apparently I'm a munition now

Yesterday I was paid a lovely compliment by Sean Sorrentino when he invoked me in a Twitter dispute:



Yes, you read that correctly: "invoked." Much like an Elder God from the Cthulhu mythos, you summon me by speaking my name:





And that's when what was a political conversation about guns and gun control was suddenly besieged with links to My Little Pony and Hello Kitty gun mods.



Apparently I am a form of madness which can be weaponized in order to break someone's mind, or at least their will to argue, because Mister Animatronic Teddy Bear quickly gave up.

I think I was posting links long after he left, actually...

So yes. I am a Weapon of Mass Distraction.  Instead of a Bunker Buster Bomb, I'm a Paradigm Puncturing Palette.

Y'all have no idea how much this pleases me. In fact, it's given me an idea for a story...
 :D

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Posted by Erin Palette at 10/25/2012
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6 comments:

  1. SeanSorrentinoOctober 25, 2012 at 11:31 PM

    He came back with something lame at 3:30 PM today, but he got ignored. After over two hours someone responded with "Don't be Hatin'."

    I think he's broken.

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  2. Kelly YonerOctober 25, 2012 at 11:49 PM

    The unique confluence of Old Children's Shows that Have Successfully Rebooted and a small armoury create a powerful field that is utterly inimical to Old Children's Shows that Have Not Successfully Rebooted. Unlike most forces, this field has a quantum filter effect that means you have to included in it to significantly affected by it.

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  3. Tamara K.October 26, 2012 at 9:06 AM

    Seen the Pony at Popehat?

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  4. Old_NFOOctober 26, 2012 at 7:30 PM

    LOL, good for you Erin!

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  5. The JackOctober 26, 2012 at 8:29 PM

     She has been called and has been summoned!
     The Cantering Chaos, Puncturing Palette of dread R'neigh!

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  6. LinogeOctober 30, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    "So yes. I am a Weapon of Mass Distraction"  

    Of course you are - you not only break, you demolish every "gun control" stereotype out there.  Weak-minded people like mrteddydumbass there just cannot handle their precious bubbles of unreality being ruptured that spontaneously... 

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