You want to bet @mrteddyruxpin ? bit.ly/QYJhWT @erinpalette Tacticool Teddy Bear w/ "Extended" Pony
— Sean D Sorrentino (@sdsorrentino) October 24, 2012
Yes, you read that correctly: "invoked." Much like an Elder God from the Cthulhu mythos, you summon me by speaking my name:
Um.... yes? Did someone choose me as the form of the Destroyer? @sdsorrentino @mrteddyruxpin
— Erin Palette (@ErinPalette) October 24, 2012
Yes @erinpalette you can be my Destroyer anytime. @mrteddyruxpin
— Sean D Sorrentino (@sdsorrentino) October 24, 2012
@erinpalette in dread R'yleh Erin sleeps, waiting?
— Undead Dan Julian (@DanicusRex) October 24, 2012
The Apocalypse will come in the form of tiny plastic horsies. RT @sdsorrentino: Yes @erinpalette you can be my Destroyer anytime.
— Erin Palette (@ErinPalette) October 24, 2012
And that's when what was a political conversation about guns and gun control was suddenly besieged with links to My Little Pony and Hello Kitty gun mods.
Apparently I am a form of madness which can be weaponized in order to break someone's mind, or at least their will to argue, because Mister Animatronic Teddy Bear quickly gave up.
I think I was posting links long after he left, actually...
So yes. I am a Weapon of Mass Distraction. Instead of a Bunker Buster Bomb, I'm a Paradigm Puncturing Palette.
Y'all have no idea how much this pleases me. In fact, it's given me an idea for a story...
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