WNW: Funny advertisements (NSFW)

One of these is absolutely real, the other is false but still funny.  I leave it up to you to decide which is which. 

Advertisement One:

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.

The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all."

She thought to herself, 'I know everything there is to know about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!'

She sent in her entry, and several weeks later a black car pulled up in front of her house. A large man got out, knocked on her door, and said, "Ma'am, the president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your entry. So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000, even though we will not be able to use it for our advertisements!"

He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall.

Here it is:

Advertisement Two:

This video.    (H/T to Evyl Robot for the link. )