Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

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Deck the Halls exhorts me to don my Gay Apparel. Okay, but is Gay Apparel light, medium, or heavy armor? I need to know this so I know how many turns it will take me to don (or hastily don) it!

Of course, given that people wearing said Gay Apparel are singers, that means they're probably bards, and bards only wear light armor because that doesn't interfere with their spellcasting.

And there's probably a benefit to singing while wearing Gay Apparel, because otherwise the carolers wouldn't be doing it as a group.

You know where this is going, right?


Gay Apparel
Light Armor
Aura: faint illusion
Caster Level: 6th
Cost: 4,150 gp

Gay apparel is a +2 reinforced tunic of red, green and white, usually decorated with bells and festive designs of snowflakes, candy canes and reindeer. Because it is essentially a shirt, gay apparel can be donned or doffed as a move action (this is a specific property of the item). While wearing gay apparel, the wearer gains a +2 circumstance bonus on Bluff, Diplomacy, and Sense Motive checks made specifically to attract, flirt with, or romantically influence a creature. The GM is the final arbiter of whether a given check qualifies as seduction.

When worn by anyone possessing bardic performance, gay apparel grants the Lingering Performance feat. When worn by anyone with at least one rank in Perform: Sing, it grants the use of the Basic Harmony teamwork feat even if they lack the prerequisites.

Construction Requirements: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, auditory hallucination, heroism; Cost 2075 gp

Special: The creator must possess the Lingering Performance and Basic Harmony feats.

Gay Apparel, Lesser
Light Armor
Aura: faint illusion
Caster Level: 3rd
Cost: 1,150 gp

Lesser gay apparel functions as gay apparel, except it is a +1 reinforced tunic and does not grant the Lingering Performance feat. In addition, the circumstance bonus it grants on Bluff, Diplomacy, and Sense Motive checks made for seduction is only +1. 

Construction Requirements: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, auditory hallucination; Cost 575 gp 

Special: The creator must possess the Basic Harmony feat.

 

Gay Apparel, Greater
Light Armor
Aura: moderate illusion
Caster Level: 9th
Cost: 24,150 gp

Greater gay apparel functions as gay apparel, except it is a +3 reinforced tunic, its circumstance bonus on Bluff, Diplomacy, and Sense Motive checks made for seduction is +3, and it possesses the harmonizing special armor ability.

Construction Requirements: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, auditory hallucination, heroism, major image; Cost 12,075 gp

Special: The creator must possess the Lingering Performance and Basic Harmony feats.

 

Don your bard-assisting tunic!

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It's very quick, no need to panic!

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It doesn't take a Standard Action!

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Just a Move, so get to crackin'!

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