Wednesday, October 25, 2017

The Perfect Ammo for Han Solo Season

You folks remember that Hornady Z-Max ammo from five years ago, right? The stuff that was basically Critical Defense, but with a green tip instead of a red tip and zombie branding on the box, to cash in on the big zombie craze?

But there's an even bigger craze out there that's been sweeping the country for longer than zombies, and I think that Hornady needs to get on this right now to tap a hitherto-neglected market.

What's my big idea?  Pumpkin Spice Ammunition. No, wait, hear me out:
  1. Hornady makes pumpkin orange colored inserts for their ammunition and a seasonal "Pumpkin Spice Ammo" box. 
  2. Throw in a little cachet of actual pumpkin spice to make the ammo smell nice. 
  3. Sell this ammo to all the pumpkin spice-obsessed people. 
  4. PROFIT. 
Why is this not a thing already? Sell it right next to those North Face vests and you'll make a mint!

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