Mom had her surgery today, and I'm sure you'll all be glad to know that she's doing well. I, however, have to put a fresh coldpack on her knee for 20 minutes every hour. Forty minutes is just enough time for me to get into a good writing groove, then have to stop and completely lose my train of thought.
So, blatant fanservice for making you wait:
Hmm, I wonder what she could be doing?
Ooh! It's so big! I can barely fit it in my mouth!
Milk, it does a body good!