I have material, just not the energy needed to make a well-written post. Maybe tomorrow, when I can work myself into a proper fit of righteous indignation.
On the plus side, there's nothing quite like the stunned silence on the other end of the phone when I tell a bill collector, and I quote, "I could give a fuck about my credit rating." Good times.
I would be remiss if I didn't wish my good friend La Fleur a Joyeux Anniversaire! Photos to phollow, hopephully.
*curls up and goes to sleep*