This just in!
You will not hear of this anywhere else! This is an exclusive scoop!
Quantum Mechanix, whom I have completely infiltrated with my Radion Accelerator Corps, has apparently decided the best way to shut me up.... is to hire me!
Yes, you read that correctly! I am now working on a writing assignment for QMx!
Not a dream! Not a hoax! This is real!
More details, of course, as I am allowed to release them. (I can't [yet] talk about what I'm working on.)
Of course, nothing is stopping me from talking about things I am not working on, and now that I, the leader of the RAC, am firmly ensconced within their power structure...
... no secrets shall be hidden from me!
*cue ominous thunder*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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That is all.