Also, I am trying to build the Erin Palette Media Empire over here, and to do that, I need
So I'm going to introduce a friend of mine, Salem McGourley.
Salem can best be described as my "platonic soulmate": we've known each other pretty much since the moment I started blogging, and if he had the plumbing I prefer, or if I had interest in males, we'd be boinking like bunnies. As it is, we're practically an old married couple already, bickering and finishing each other's sentences.
Well, there was that one time I killed him on my blog, but that hardly counts. Ironically, not only did no one get the joke, he didn't even READ that blog entry until it was far too late for him to reply with a humorous "Wait. What? I'm not dead!" The bastard.
Hmm. I am starting to see a flaw in this plan.
At any rate, Salem is going to be writing an article a week for me about assorted geekery that I don't touch on in my posts. Usually this will be about computer games or Doctor Who, but perhaps he will do one of his amusing tirades against social justice warriors on Tumblr. He has a dark sense of humor, like I do, and the snark is strong with him.
In order to prevent any confusion, I shall post a picture of him at the beginning of blog posts so you will it is him talking and not me.
|Poncey eyebrow for the win.|
Don't fuck this up, Salem.