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Friday, July 19, 2013

The phrase that got me banned from Facebook

"I was once niggardly with a jigger full of chiggers."


I am immensely proud of this ban, mostly because I know I don't have anywhere near the readership that Michael Z. Williamson has, and yet I was able to offend enough brittle people to get censored and timed-out just like he did. I've got game, baby.    ::flex::

Again, not a picture of me. I just like her expression and muscle tone. 

 Here's what I find darkly amusing:
  • Mad Mike got blocked for saying "Chigger," but I didn't. Of course, I included a link to the Wikipedia article about chiggers, which probably helped my case. 
  • I "confessed" to being a pedagogue. Which, curiously, did not result in a ban, as I assumed people would confuse pedagogue (which I am) with pedophile (which I'm not). 
  • Yet in between those two, a bit of doggerel which included a legitimate word for "stingy" that only sounds racist got me banned. 
  • And yet, the "Kill George Zimmerman" page somehow doesn't violate Facebook standards, despite having a credible threat of violence. 
Oh, Facebook admins. You're such a bunch of cunctators

7 comments:

  1. I know you're young, so you may not have been politically aware when this was in the news...

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/daily/jan99/district27.htm

    "The director of D.C. Mayor Anthony A. Williams's constituent services
    office resigned after being accused of using a racial slur, the mayor's
    office said yesterday.

    David Howard, head of the Office of Public Advocate, said he used the
    word 'niggardly' in a Jan. 15 conversation about funding with two
    employees.

    'I used the word 'niggardly' in reference to my administration of a
    fund,' Howard said in a written statement yesterday. 'Although the word,
    which is defined as miserly, does not have any racial connotations, I
    realize that staff members present were offended by the word.'"

    He was eventually offered his job back. In a perfect world, the staff members who were offended by a word they didn't understand would have been offered the opportunity to seek employment more suited to their limited intellectual abilities.

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  2. Well done!

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  3. thats awesome. But shame on you for even having a facebook.

    Follow up with this;
    whats the defininition of RENEGE?
    -Shift change at the carwash.

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  4. Shame on me? Sir, I am a writer. I need social media to raise awareness of my writing.

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  5. Passing StrangerJuly 20, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    Hmmmm. Williamson's "Chegro" rather reminds me of Ian Fleming:
    “People are so dam’ sensitive about colour around here that you
    can’t even ask a barman for a jigger of rum. You have to ask for a jegro.”
    (Leiter in Diamonds are Forever)

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  6. oh, facebooks days are so over. you might as well have myspace. VK is where its at now.

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