Monday Gunday: Buy Stuff

This day has been a total waste.  How total, you ask?  Imagine if a simple errand -- say, "Take mom to have blood drawn" -- took your entire morning and half your afternoon, instead of the basic half-hour it should have been.

On top of that, I think I missed the memo that today was "Everyone Be Slow and Lazy and Incompetent Day". If the planet is beset by disaster within the next few days, know that it is because all day long I was fervently wishing for everyone to die.

Everyone.

Which led to this amusing little bon mot on Facebook:

"Erin, eat a Snickers."

Why?

"You always turn into a homicidal maniac when you're hungry."

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

"Better now?"

Yes, much! Now I am a homicidal maniac with a sugar high!

Yes, I'm fairly certain that quote will never come back to haunt me in any measurable way....

ANYhoo. Several of you noted your pleasure when I announced that Lucky Gunner was sponsoring me to attend Bidet Shoot 2013, and some even said you would consider buying ammo from them.  As it turns out, LG has an affiliate program (kind of like an Amazon Associate, but with bullets) where if you buy stuff from them through my referral link, I get a small cut of the action which I can then use to buy ammunition for my own self.

If only there were a subtle way to suggest that you go there...

*whistles innocently*

Look, I'm not saying you have to buy ammo from them. If you find a cheaper price, by all means go for it. I just see this as a handy way for you to buy ammunition that you were going to shoot anyway and, at the same time, help your favorite bratty little sister afford some range time.  It's a win-win, right?

Anyway, that's all I've got tonight.