I just received a package in the mail from The_Jack and inside was the most delightfully wrapped present:
550 cord used instead of ribbon! Isn't that amazing? He even managed to make it curl. It's pretty AND it's practical.
Gentlemen, if you have a tactical lady in your life, do this for her. She'll be impressed. Likewise, ladies, do this for your menfolk: they'll appreciate the practical nature of it and you'll have less garbage to throw away afterwards!