In the 12 hours since the donation page went up, Squeaky has received $540 in donations. That's 29% of her goal right there. You guys must REALLY want to see my face.
... and in the space it took me to write this, another $100 has been added. Holy Crap! That's 35%!
The generosity of my readers continues to astound me.
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Stretch Goal suggestion: at $2300 post a video. $3000 a video singing a silly song :)
ReplyDeleteIf this SPECIFIC DRIVE gets $3000 (not $3000 total) I will totally sing my "Doctor Doom filking Pirates of Penzance" song.
ReplyDeleteWell, you DID want us to quit fucking off... :-)
ReplyDeleteIndeed I did....
ReplyDeleteI liked the pictures Oleg took of you already, but even though I know well what you look like, I'm going to donate again, if only to relive the "Stoned Bear on the Box Sleepy Time Herb Tea" snorting out of my nose when I saw "Spay Squeaky"
ReplyDeleteMission accomplished! :D
ReplyDeleteWell it looks like success, curent total as of this post is $1,562. And as for me I will not hold you too your bribe of showing up your face.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the kindness, Rattler, but I made a pledge and I'm going to keep it.
ReplyDeleteWell if your really going to make a pledge and hold your self too it, would you mind running for president. We could use some one who holds themselves to a pledge they made.
ReplyDeleteOh man, that would not be a good idea. I have neither the patience nor the temperament for politics. I'd probably lose my composure in a debate and say to my opponent "You're either a lying motherfucker to say that shit, or a stupid motherfucker to believe it. You're an asshole and I hate that fake smile of yours."
ReplyDeleteSo your saying is a bad thing to have some one tell the truth in office? At least the people would know where you stand on everything. And how would that be a bad thing?
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying, it might not be a good thing for the Commander in Chief to have an Irish temper and a German revenge drive. Were I President, I think certain countries would be gently glowing glasspits...
ReplyDeleteWell I am aircraft matance for the airforce so I may not be the tip of the spear, but I am close. And your gently glowing glass pit sound like a good battle plan to me.
ReplyDeletethat would be the best political debate ever
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