Friday, June 29, 2012

Friday Phoning it in

The rest of the week's been a loss, might as well continue the trend. Have some videos.

1.  Holy crap, someone's finally made a Shadowfist/Feng Shui movie!

B) If you like Downton Abby and coarse humor, you will probably enjoy Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality.

III) From Derek Littlejohn, a Facebook friend of mine:
Dear Women of Pittsburgh,
This does not pertain to all of you, but a good number. It is balls melting hot outside. You have a clutch, a purse, even a mini wallet. I see you carrying it with you. Some are gaudy, some fashionable. If you like it, hey. Good for you.

But I swear on eyepatch of Odin Allfather, the helm of Thor Odinson, the Beard of Zeus and Flames of Hades if you do not use your cash carrying contraption to house your money instead of giving me damp swamp titty money, I'm going to wipe my balls with your change and quarter bukkake you afterwards.

Thank you.

100) On a related note, "Damp Swamp Titty Money" would make an excellent name for a song by Hayley Willis. If you don't know who she is, she performs the song in the Fiat Abarth commercial, and her voice sounds like stanky Louisiana blues poured over smoky mesquite voodoo.

ε)  Hmm. The last three posts have been about breasts. Let's even that up, shall we? Here is Gilbert Gottfried talking about Joan Rivers' vagina. I don't know why it is, but that man can make the crassest jokes sound endearing in that voice of his. 

Have a great weekend, everyone!


  1. I think Gilbert Gottfried is a clear case of crossing the line twice. Or in his case, crossing it a mindboggling amount of times. His re-telling of The Aristocrats joke is dead baby comedy taken to its artistic peak.

  2. Not just "someone". It's a Feng Shui film by the RZA! When it comes out, my life might be nearly complete*.

    Gilbert Gottfried has an amazing talent.

    *Disclaimer: My life will not be nearly complete, though it will be improved thereby.


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