Thursday, October 25, 2012

So apparently I'm a munition now

Yesterday I was paid a lovely compliment by Sean Sorrentino when he invoked me in a Twitter dispute:

Yes, you read that correctly: "invoked." Much like an Elder God from the Cthulhu mythos, you summon me by speaking my name:

And that's when what was a political conversation about guns and gun control was suddenly besieged with links to My Little Pony and Hello Kitty gun mods.

Apparently I am a form of madness which can be weaponized in order to break someone's mind, or at least their will to argue, because Mister Animatronic Teddy Bear quickly gave up.

I think I was posting links long after he left, actually...

So yes. I am a Weapon of Mass Distraction.  Instead of a Bunker Buster Bomb, I'm a Paradigm Puncturing Palette.

Y'all have no idea how much this pleases me. In fact, it's given me an idea for a story...


  1. He came back with something lame at 3:30 PM today, but he got ignored. After over two hours someone responded with "Don't be Hatin'."

    I think he's broken.

  2. The unique confluence of Old Children's Shows that Have Successfully Rebooted and a small armoury create a powerful field that is utterly inimical to Old Children's Shows that Have Not Successfully Rebooted. Unlike most forces, this field has a quantum filter effect that means you have to included in it to significantly affected by it.

  3. LOL, good for you Erin!

  4.  She has been called and has been summoned!
     The Cantering Chaos, Puncturing Palette of dread R'neigh!

  5. "So yes. I am a Weapon of Mass Distraction"  

    Of course you are - you not only break, you demolish every "gun control" stereotype out there.  Weak-minded people like mrteddydumbass there just cannot handle their precious bubbles of unreality being ruptured that spontaneously... 


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